The "Kylie" Competition
Each year Kylie Members are to be found on the finest courses in the North of England and Southern Scotland competing for one of the most unique trophies in Golf :
Not just any cap, The Kylie Honours Cap
A three round cumulative stableford competition determines which Kylie Member wins the right to keep this beautifully crafted, life size trophy for a whole year and also to wear their very own 'Kylie Green Jacket' as a lasting mark of their achievement!
For those members skillful or lucky enough to win the Kylie twice, a Kylie Honours Cap awaits!
Be at one with your stick, be the stick, hit balls with your stick and one day you too could don
'The Kylie Honours Cap'
Three time winners of the Kylie, are rarer and have clearly been playing off the wrong handicap for some time. For them their elegant Green Jacket is adorned with gold braid, making them resemble either an ice cream salesman or perhaps a seventies porn star. But enough about the distinguished careers of Kylie members.
It's getting a bit suspicious now....
Should a member achieve four Kylie victories, for them a permanent reminder of their achievement awaits in the form of a tattoo of the Kylie Club logo on their right arse cheek!
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman....
Kylie Members take it in turn to captain the Club on each Kylie Day, or on the Spring Meet and to entertain the other members with their eloquence at the presentation of the day's prizes.
The Kylie Club Party
Each year the Kylie Member who wins the 'Kylie' has the honour of hosting the next year's Kylie Club Party and entertaining the long suffering and extremely attractive Kylie WAGs
At this annual extravaganza, the Kylie Prizes are awarded. click to see what these mystical prizes are.
The Kylie Rider Cup
The Kylie Club tours each autumn and whilst Kylie Members do not need their passports they do cross the border into 'Gods chosen country' and travel to the finest links in Scotland to contest the 'Kylie Rider Cup', when two teams of Kylie Members engage in fierce but gentlemanly competition over 5 rounds of golf following the format of the other Ryder Cup. Each Kylie Rider Cup Team elects from their number a Captain and the winning Captain is presented with a poor computer generated imitation of the 'Kylie' and the losing Captain is presented with something that Kylie might occasionally sit on.
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